Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Alycia D. Nipp

Alycia D Nipp

Over the last weekend a young woman - Alycia Nipp - in our neighborhood was attacked and killed in a senseless and random act of violence.  She was thirteen, bright, talented and so full of life.

I will not waste words on her killer, this is not about him other than to say he has been caught.

Alycia, was a student at Thomas Jefferson Middle School, and had in the previous year been in a dance class with my own thirteen year old daughter.  So this was someone that my family knew, and liked very much.  My daughter still has not stopped crying, and my family, our community finds itself struggling to understand this, this tragedy.

Our hearts go out to the family , as well as our prayers.  May you rest in peace Alycia.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Loathing.

I have been married to the same woman for close to 2 million years and with Valentine's right around the corner, I thought I would share my extensive wisdom with regards to keeping your lovely loved one happy and content.  What does any of this have to do with the title of this post?  If you have to ask that stupid question, you haven't been married to the same woman for 3.2 billion years (yeah, the number got larger, but what do you expect, I've been watching the Stimulus Bill all week).

The trick to keeping a woman happy is to not give a damn.  Once you past that lovely little milestone, its pretty much a self-imposed suicide watch from then on.

So anyhow, here is my master plan to Valentine's bliss on a dime. 

The first thing you do is save up a little money to send your darling to the movies.  That's right, you send her to the movies alone or with her friends on Valentines day.  Coordinating with other men really helps sell the con, but be mindful how much of the plan you share with that one "whipped" friend.

Getting her to go off alone is easy to accomplish if you both have busy schedules, just tell her you want to make a special dinner for the both of you to enjoy, but you need some time to get everything just right.  If her eyes glisten and she has that little "I love you smirk" - you're good to go!

The movie of choice for the Valentine couples this year is, He's Just Not That Into You.  Okay a warning for my young love padawans, unless you are an incredibly hip gay man or a woman, this movie has been declared torturous under the Geneva Convention.  Heck, even the guards at GITMO wouldn't show this to their prisoners, it is just too harsh.

Okay... just a moment please... I get choked up thinking about some poor twenty-two year old jihad spouting terrorist having to watch this movie....  Is there no end to our cruelty to one another?!

Once her big butt hits the doorway set the alarm for twenty minutes prior to her coming home and then take a nap.  Alternately, you could watch a good quality movie (with bullets of course), or jump online for some quick FPS kills.

When the alarm goes off, boil some hot dogs, nuke some chili, shred some cheddar (be careful not to look too domestically competent), and bathe the room in soft candle light.  As a music aficionado I would suggest Sadao Watanabe's Stray Birds on the Maisha cd as  a smooth winner that screams depth, warmth, and class.  As for a wine selection, after that movie, anything in a box will do!

I guarantee a GREAT Valentines Day! (Even if she leaves you!)

-Rick Beagle

What is this Feeling from the musical Wicked

A Beautiful Mess.

As I noted earlier, the bank executives of some of the biggest banks in the nation were in front of Congress today to do some explaining with regards to their use of tax payer money (TARP).  They actually came to Washington to improve their image, and considering how bad it was before they showed up - hey it can only improve right?

To sum up the exchange: it was not a very fruitful discussion, and once again the bank executives slithered away to their gilded offices, leaving that little taste of bile in the back of my mouth.  Someone take the damn shovel out of their hands....

As I was bemoaning the arrogance and stupidity of this group of men, an excellently written article in The Washington Post  by business columnist Steven Pearlstein entitled Big Lessons in Finance from a Little Bank You've Never Heard Of caught my eye:

Later today, nine Titans of Finance will testify before the unwieldy House Financial Services Committee about the fine mess they have got us into and how the first $350 billion in bank bailout money was used. The chief executives have probably wised up enough to know to leave the Gulfstream back home and fly in commercial with the hoi polloi. But don't hold your breath waiting for an expression of contrition or gratitude, let alone any clarity on their own plans for using the government's bailout money.

In that regard, the committee probably would have learned more if they'd left the big boys to wallow in their gilded bunkers and invited Kim Price up from Gastonia, N.C.

Price is the president of Citizens South, a 104-year-old community bank with about $800 million in assets, 15 offices and 150 employees that operates in the shadow and under the radar of the big national banks -- Bank of America and Wachovia -- headquartered across the river in Charlotte.

Citizens is among the stronger and more conservative banks in the Charlotte market. Despite setting aside $3.2 million last year for expected loan losses, the bank managed to post a profit of $3.1 million, down from $5.7 million the year before. Citizens never got into subprime lending or 100 percent loans, and for its caution lost a lot of business during the go-go years. Now, however, its reward is that its nonperforming loans are less than half of 1 percent of all its loans.

Like many healthy banks, Citizens late last year figured it was in for a tough couple of years with the national recession and the continued turmoil in financial services, which anchors the regional economy. So it applied and won $20.5 million in bailout funds from the Treasury Department on the usual terms requiring a 5 percent annual dividend payment to the government. A few weeks ago, while reading a newspaper article, Price came up with an ingenious plan for how to use it.

The article was about the reluctance of people to buy a house in the current market, and what kinds of incentives had been used successfully by builders and bankers to get them to close a deal. Two stood out: lower rates and the waiving of closing costs. And that got Price to thinking: What if Citizens were to use its federal bailout money to offer below-market mortgage rates with no closing costs to consumers who would buy a house, or a house lot, from builders and developers who had borrowed money from Citizens?

Price asked some of his loan officers to check with the builders and developers, who not surprisingly were excited enough about the project to be willing to chip in some money to help cover a portion of the forgone closing costs. So last week, Citizens launched its marketing campaign for the $20.5 million program, in collaboration with its builder-developer customers, offering 30-year loans with an initial teaser rate of 3.5 percent for the first two years, rising to a fixed 5.5 percent rate (the current market rate) for the balance of the loan.

"As we see it, it's a win-win-win situation all round," Price explained to me. The builders and developers win by having a tool to help move their unsold inventory. The consumer wins by getting a cut-rate loan. And Citizens wins because it lowers the risk that it will have to write off even more of its commercial loans while taking a modest step to help stimulate the local economy. And, of course, the public relations bump isn't bad either.

What's striking, however, is the attitude Price expresses in talking of the new program. He's enough of a profit-making businessman to know that when the government is offering 5 percent equity money, he'd be a damn fool not to take it, even if his bank is already well capitalized. And yet he's sensitive enough about obligation that he feels comes with taking taxpayer money that he was anxious to use it in a visible way to benefit his community and his customers, as well as his shareholders.

In truth, Citizens won't literally be using its federal bailout money to make these mortgage loans. In fact, no bank would -- using money that costs 5 percent to make 5.5 percent loans won't get you very far in the banking business. But what each dollar of government capital does for Citizens, or any other bank, is give it the ability to go out and borrow another $9 from depositors or the Federal Home Loan Bank at a rate of 2.5 percent or less.

By the way, Kim Price would have had no trouble meeting the Obama administration's new $500,000 salary cap for executives at banks taking bailout money. His total pay package last year was $456,146, including a base salary of $250,000; a bonus of $64,800; $63,920 worth of Citizens stock; and $33,415 in other perks, including country club membership and a company car (driver not included).

He ends the column by asking what everyone reading this article was surely asking themselves by the end:

So here's a question the House Financial Services Committee might put to the Titans of Finance: How is it that Kim Price, a community banker with an undergraduate degree from Appalachian State University, a tiny executive staff and a pay package that you would consider insulting, somehow managed to come up with a more creative use for his government bailout money than any of you?

Don't you just want to run and open a bank account at Citizens?  Well done Mr. Price!

 

A Beautiful Mess by Jason Mraz

Our House

Well, I was hoping to give you a breakdown of the new policies designed to correct the limping economy, but Secretary Geithner fumbled the ball.  I hope this is not reflective of what we can expect from him going forward, or I will be the first one in line screaming to have him removed from office.  Now is not the time for him to discover he isn't up to the task (especially since we closed our eyes to this scumbag's tax issues).  Reading between the lines, I think we are indeed going to see some sort of Federal and Private Sector assumption of these toxic loans.

Fox news, the home of Fair and Balanced news (yeah, only a moron would believe that) is running a quote from the mayor of Las Vegas proclaiming that President Obama should apologize for his comments concerning his city.  I have been paying attention so I was a bit surprised to hear this, but then I read the article and remembered this was Fox News.  Here is the "offensive" quote:

"You can't get corporate jets, you can't go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer's dime," Obama said.

Yep, that's the "offensive" quote, and here is the article to which the POTUS was referring.  Please note that Fox didn't allow commenting on this article -unlike most other articles.  I mention this as proof positive that even they knew it was a bottom feeder article at best.

Congress is currently grilling the executives of the first eight banks that accepted TARP money from the government.  While I realize that this is pretty worthless in terms of getting anything done, I will admit a certain pleasure in seeing the squirming.  So far my favorite exchange was summed up by CNNMoney thusly:

And when Treasury first announced its capital injection plan in October, JPMorgan Chase and Wells Fargo reportedly scoffed at the idea that they should take government funds.

But they were given little choice as former Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson hoped that providing capital to all of the nation's top banks would keep credit flowing and prevent the economy from deteriorating any further.

One lawmaker suggested that the time is now right though for banks to pay back taxpayers.

"For anyone who contends that you do not need the money and that you did not ask for it, please find a way to return that money to the Treasury Department before you leave town," said Paul Kanjorski, D-Penn.

The Washington Times is reporting that an Arizona rancher is being sued by sixteen illegal aliens for thirty-two million dollars.  It seems they are upset that this rancher captured and then turned them over to Border Patrol when they tried to cross illegally into the U.S. through his ranch.  Okay, I am sure there is more to this story, but on face value, what the heck?!  Not only does this rancher have illegals dumping trash, damaging equipment and killing his cattle, but now they are going to use the court system to wear him down both physically, emotionally, and financially?  This is absolutely absurd, and I encourage all of us to show solidarity with Roger Barnett.  Just to silence the critics, it appears that he did capture them at gun point and had a dog, but there is no evidence that he harmed or mistreated a single person (out of 12,000 captured over the last few years).  Crazy story....

Our House by Madness

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

What a Wonderful World.

I just got finished watching Barack Obama talk to the men and women in Fort Myers, FL and like yesterday's town hall there were no dissenting voices (of merit) in the crowd.  There was a single dissenter in yesterday's crowd, but the exchange was so charming on the part of both parties it simply doesn't qualify as negative.  It has been talked about endlessly, so I won't bother repeating it here.

But as I listened to the same old rhetoric in Fort Myer something magical happened.  In the question and answer sessions a woman got a hold of the microphone and in a delicate voice pleaded for help.  She and her family seemed to be living in dire poverty, and here she was begging the President to help her family.

I will not lie to you, the obvious pain and suffering in the woman's voice was too much for me to bear.  I turned the volume down as this sort of pain is too much for me.  The President of the United States set down his microphone, walked off the stage to Henrietta Hughes and kissed her on the cheek while she tried to control her emotions.  He said he would have his staff talk to her after to see if there was anything they could do to help.

Here it was finally, having been hidden in the hateful rhetoric of the Right for far too long, here was that HOPE we voted for.

It was a stunning moment of simple human kindness.

Update:  Here is a link so you can watch this moment yourself.

 

Louis Armstrong, What a Wonderful World

Monday, February 9, 2009

Take a Bow (Part 2)

Okay, yesterday was fun but now I need to roll up my sleeves and do a little swinging for sanity with regards to this Stimulus Bill.

In case you have been hiding under a rock, the economy is shedding jobs faster than hair jumping from the top of my head.  The current economic indicators assure us of double digit unemployment with projections reaching near Depression era levels.  For those of you unfamiliar with those numbers: 1 in 5 and quite possibly 1 in 4 will not have a job by the end of 2010.  The foremost experts on the Depression era economics are now sitting at the top of the Treasury food chain (this is so bad that tax cheating scum get a free pass based on skill set versus current problem).

President Obama is attacking the crisis in what I would like to call a four pronged attack:

1)  The first prong of our economic offensive was and is the stabilization of the banking industry.  The US government injected nearly $400B dollars into the banking industry to prevent the wholesale collapse of major banks.  While many can certainly argue about the socialistic, communistic and fascist elements of this move by our government; and others could decry the mismanagement of the effort - bottom line folks, it has worked.  The banks are still failing but at a rate far more manageable than before.  Please note, this does not solve the underlying problems, but rather gives us some breathing room to work on how best to resolved these more significant and little understood issues.

2)  The second prong of the economic offensive is aimed squarely at the American people.  The so called "Stimulus Bill" is designed specifically at getting the American people back to work.  With over three million jobs lost in the last eighteen months, President Obama and Congress are working to insure that people can get back up and provide for themselves and their family.  Again this trillion dollar injection of capital will not resolve any problem at all, but like a jump in a car where the battery has gone dead, it will keep the car moving toward help.

3)  The third prong of the economic offensive is aimed squarely at the underlying economic problems.  The particulars of this plan are scheduled to be released later this week, so my apologies for not being educated on those elements yet.  However, speculating it is my belief that the Treasury is going to buy up all of the toxic assets from banks (or a goodly portion of them).  This will allow banks to regain their positive cash flow and hopefully domestic markets will recover rapidly.

4)  The fourth prong of the economic offensive is the logical conclusion of this mess: regulations, litigation, and a few people sent to jail.  I am not going to discuss this too much, as it would all be speculative at this juncture.

There you go, the economic war succinctly summed up for you in hopes that you can push that I believe button and start helping us out of this problem.

 

To the dear old Republicans and Democrats who are trying desperately to stall, obfuscate, and otherwise negotiate the economic war efforts into ineffectual puff because you think it will put your party back in power in 2010, you are going to hell.  In the event that you have no idea what I am talking about, read this and feel disgusted.  We have a great many people suffering, we are going to have a heck of a lot more, and efforts by you for the purposes of political gain at the expense of American families is odious at best.  It will not take long for people to wake up from their slumber, start equating your politicking with "well, just let them eat cake" comments, and trust me, it doesn't end well.

To those Republicans and Democrats who are working together to try and provide the best solution - you may not feel it now, but you are doing the right thing.  Hang in there, and know that we are counting on you to do the right thing.

 

Finally, Rush, I am just a minor player in the blogging world, but please hear my plea: please cut out the self indulgence, plays for power, and help the American people.  Find that good person that we know is there, and let him have that microphone just for a day.  For just one moment, look past the politics and see the suffering.

Peace.

Take a Bow by Madonna

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Take a Bow (Part 1)

Well I have delayed that little talk we were going to have over the Stimulus Bill long enough, and it is time to take a stand one way or the other.  But before we begin, I would like to use a pretty simple analogy to explain my perspective on this mess in hopes that while we may disagree, you will perhaps understand the rationale behind my thought processes:

An Analogy.

My car is dead on the side of the road again, and I am on my way to the auto shop to decide which of the myriad of solutions out there would be best to fix this problem.  Now it should be mentioned that my car has been in the process of failing for over eight years, and twice before the manager of the auto service store gave me some money and told me it was mental and to stfu.

This time the atmosphere in the shop is different, and definitely a lot more panicky.  Having purchased a rental car (abused by previous tenets), I get these sorts of looks all of the time, but having the minister give my car last rites was a first.  After a quick huddle, I am presented a two estimates.

The first estimate wants to give me a discount on my repair bill.  I ask how that will actually fix my car, and they say that the savings will allow me to buy other things (like food I suppose).  They assure me, that giving people back money on their bills will allow them to create jobs and that this success will trickle down to my car - and presto, it will work better than before!  Having heard this before, I skeptically ask if that would give me a good job in the next few days.  They now refer to me as comrade Beagle (not really, but with a dog type as a last name - well you get used to the usual change when I piss people off), and insist that the auto shop can't fix everything for me!

Why in this story do I have the knuckle draggers from the last mechanic still working on my car?  I dunno, its a weak story, but if I was any damn good I wouldn't be typing this drivel.

Anyhow, the new manager comes over and starts talking to me about the car.  He knows I am a little low on cash so he offers to give me a helping hand.  What I really need is a new car he says, but we both agree that this isn't possible.  After consulting with all of the mechanics and asking them to identify those items that would help my situation immediately, he presents me with a pretty hefty estimate.  I point to the first group of mechanics and ask if they were part of the process too?  He says yes, but warns me that they are terribly unhappy that we didn't just use their ideas.  I lean over and confide that they call me comrade Beagle.  He leans over and says they call him the anti-Christ. 

While we are discussing the estimate, we are constantly interrupted by the tantrums of these old mechanics.  There is one particularly fat one in the corner popping pills making a huge ruckus.  I am surprised to hear that he doesn't actually work in the shop, since the old mechanics go to him often and kiss his butt.  At this point, other than the random tantrum, this set of mechanics have stopped working on my car altogether.  Odd, but since they called me comrade, it just seems to all fit nicely in a freakishly "Nightmare on Elm Street" sort of way.

Gasp, I notice that the hippy from California wants to put a condom around my car?  The manager is livid, apologizes profusely and gets it removed immediately.  This of course causes the old mechanics to start up their tantrums again, but we manage to go though the estimate line by line.  After seven hundred pages, I ask him if all this will actually fix my car?  He shakes his head and apologizes that despite all this effort, this will only work temporarily.  Sigh.

More tomorrow!

Take A Bow (by Rihanna)